You smell sober

When a kid just reeks of being sober. Just has no alcohol in his system.

“Damn Page you smell sober”

by anonymous March 24, 2021

Sober-Sneak-In

A guy comes to a party late after everyone has been drinking for at least an hour. He finds a girl who's clearly had to much and takes her to a secluded place to have sex.

Did you see Colton at the party last night? He came really late, and did that girl who was about to pass out.

Colten used a Sober-Sneak-In to get with the drunk girl.

by GarethBthfc April 13, 2015

Sober Chomp

Eating out a girl who is drunk, but you on the other hand, are not.

“He gave her a sober chomp on New Year’s Eve”

by Smellyfetus69 May 19, 2019

Dusty Sober

When you constantly say you’re off the hooch but consistently get drunk.

Yea he’s hammered he’s just Dusty Sober.

by Krustyclown August 31, 2021

False Sober

Recalling a false fact or memory about being under the influence of drug or alcohol.

Person 1: “ Last night reminded me that puking actually feels really good when your drunk.”
Person 2: “Nah dude, remember, you said it felt like death. I think you’re having a False Sober.”

by Potatoe pealer July 24, 2018

Arizona Sober

When you haven’t smoked crack in at least eight months.

I’m happy to announce that as of today I am Arizona Sober.

Bill: Damn how long has it been since Ted came over to chill?
Joel: About eight months, he’s Arizona Sober now.

by Z3r0CooL December 4, 2024

sober

not on any drugs or alchohol or under the influence of it

Remember kids, always drive sober.

by nlolhere July 6, 2020