Smoob

Side man boobs. The continuation of man boobs(moobs) around the side under your arms.

My arms hang wide because of my smoobs.

by Bozzio September 6, 2014

scoosi scoosi

a classic ten year old way to say excuse me. often used by grown men or women who forget they are no longer in their kindergarten classroom.

people crowd the subway and you, a grown man, see a group of thirteen year olds while trying to pass through u say scoosi scoosi

by laaaxxxbrrkk July 26, 2016

Scoosh

A combination of the words splurge and kooch

oh man she scooshed like crasy my guy

by cunttheman1337 December 18, 2017

shmooshmoosh

matias

hey shmooshmoosh

by the.crollasa May 14, 2018

Smooch

A co-worker who continuously "sucks up" to the boss or someone in management. Also known as a "kiss ass".

"Hey, have you seen Eric?"

"Yeah, he's in the front office kissing Chad's ass again. He is such a friggin smooch."

by Shaunski671 April 28, 2019

Smoobies

Small boobies on attractive women. Typically b cup size or smaller and perky in nature. Women with smoobies can comfortably go out wearing sweaters with no bra and are confident about their bodies.

“I like girls with smoobies and a plum ass.”
“She’s just my type, perky smoobies and legs for days.”

by Adam Fucking Ward August 16, 2020

Ketchup Smooch

The act of smacking someone in the face with a dirty tampon...usually done as a prank but may also be an expression of affection.

Example 1)

Jeff: I'm still cleaning Krista's uterine lining out of my ear after that Ketchup Smooch she gave me last night.....

Example 2)

Baby Momma: If Myles doesn't start paying child support he's gonna get a ketchup smooch

by #ketchupsmooch January 19, 2016