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slamtique

An older woman who is very attractive scoring at least an 8 out of 10 on the scale.
"Wow, Shane's aunt is a slamtique"

or....

"My college professor is in her upper 40's, but she's still a slamtique!"
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Slugtard

Noun: A slugtard. A person who wields the reaction speed of a slug. To disguise their fail, they use retarded excuses.

Adj: Slugtarded. A person who is acting or has acted in the ways of a slugtard.
Noun:
(ie: World of Warcraft. As a part of World of Warcraft; Cataclysm, interupting special boss moves can lead to special achievements or simply not failing a fight. A person who misses a 2 second cast time is a Slugtard.)

Adj:
Man1: Whats up?
Man2: Not much man, how about you?
Man1: I hear you were acting pretty slugtarded last night
Man2: Yea, that ball hit me right in the face. I tried to catch it but you know me... Slugtard central right here.
Man:1: ... Fag
by SexySlut2 March 26, 2011
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slumber snack

(n.) Commonly referred to as a "nap."

Going to sleep for a relatively brief amount of time, as when you want to take away a bit of weariness from your mind and body. Not as refreshing as a full night of rest, but like an edible snack, it takes the edge off of your "hunger" for rest.

Ideal if the SLUMBER SNACK completes a full sleep cycle (~90 min.), for optimal refreshedness.
After pulling yesterday's all-nighter, I could seriously use a SLUMBER SNACK. My eyelids are about to drop shut, and I just need it to stave off drowsiness for a few hours, so I can finish my project before the 10am deadline!
by MoGyver January 3, 2012
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Slumcation

When a person takes vacation time at work but doesn't do anything but lay around in their pajamas all day drinking beer, smoking and watching day time talk shows.
Bob took a weeks slumcation to catch up on old episodes of Jerry Springer on his DVR
by Mushroom girls December 18, 2012
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Slum Tour

A tour that usually consists of very few gigs performed by a little known band living out of a van.

For example, a band starting out on a tour with little networking and money is embarking on a slum tour.
Dude that was such a slum tour, we only played 3 shows and I had to shower in a burger king bathroom.
by Aspic Elm Hook November 1, 2012
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slumber slut

Someone who regularly sleeps in other peoples beds, but they only sleep. Can happen repeatedly with one person, or multiple different people.
"I slept in his bed last night..." - girl one
"Anything fun happen?" - girl two
"No"- girl one
"You are such a slumber slut!" -girl two
by nonJudgementalRoommate November 23, 2013
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slumberjack

The act of waking up with morning wood, and trying to think of a desturbing image to effectively "chop down the morning wood.
I woke up this morning with maaaad wood, and I slumberjacked away. TIMBERRRR!!!
by emperorshin January 10, 2014
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