sneakin a smooth peek

this defines an action performed by a man who constantly checks out his newly shaved arms and or legs in different positions, mostly flexing, while carrying on a conversation with others and trying to be discreet about it.

Did you see Drew talkin' to Mandy last night?
Yeah, she said she couldn't stop laughin cause he was sneakin a smooth peek the whole time.
What a douche!

by freewonderman August 26, 2009

Ping Pong Smoothie

The act of having one's testicles slapped to and fro as if they were ping pong balls until the point of ejaculation.

Tyler: Miquela just gave Devin a ping pong smoothie!
Joe: No surpise there! She's a whore!

by Sun Jian September 20, 2011

Blood Snot Smoothie

A strawberry smoothie. Usually you can see small red chunks that resemble blood snot boogers.

I ordered a blood snot smoothie because I love strawberries so so much!!!

by ZuntleCapacitorWavelength September 22, 2013

Coconut Lemonade Smoothie

When a person (usually a man) busts a nut and urinates at the same time creating a smoothie like consistency.

Carl: "Damnit Jim I'm about to BUST!"
Jim: "What flavor will it be this time?"
Carl: "It's going to be a Coconut Lemonade Smoothie!"

by CaptainNibs January 24, 2021

Rheinmetall L/55 120mm Smoothbore

A smoothbore cannon made by Rheinmetall.
What else did you expect?

The Rheinmetall L/55 120mm Smoothbore cannon is 1.32 meters longer than the Rheinmetall L/44 120mm Smoothbore cannon, making it fire a faster shell.

by BoggActual September 12, 2022

Smooth Housing

To be really calm and not at all wild while playing with friends. Usually involves extremely non-violent forms of contact. The opposite of "Rough housing".

Frank and Ake were smooth housing the other day which was in stark contrast to their normally aggressive interaction.

by FaberFonk February 26, 2009

Fruit Smoothie

Advanced sexual maneuver which involves a male inserting fruit into a woman's lady parts, and then mashing them up with his penis until the fruit is the texture of a smoothie.

I needed protein because I had just worked out and I was horny so I gave my girlfriend a fruit smoothie, thereby killing 2 birds with 1 stone.

by Just call me Job September 27, 2010