scrinkle

the wrinkles on ur scrotum

scrotum + wrinkle = SCRINKLE

i could see his scrinkles since his pants were torn and he wasnt wearing any underwear

by nasty shit November 23, 2004

Boner-Shrinker

A phrase used by men to describe something or someone so ugly it "shrinks their boner" or immediately halts an erection.

"Awww man, I saw my grandma naked last night, total boner-shrinker."

by livingalie246 January 22, 2009

Sprinklefendor

A person who talks to an inatimate object, or something that cannot respond.

By talking to that chair, you are a sprinklefendor.

by TrickleMeDown May 20, 2003

sprinkle the orchestra

To buy a round of drinks for everyone at the bar.

Barkeep: I'll have another and would you sprinkle the orchestra!

by KBSKRI January 18, 2008

shrinkled

The appearance of male genitalia after a certain age, too much weight, too much alcohol. It's a combo of shrunken and wrinkled.

When he took his pants off, his junk was so shrinkled I lost all interest.

by Syllable aficionada May 8, 2011

Sprinkled Donut

The act of a homosexual man attempting to place his short cock into his own asshole.

I'm just making a sprinkled donut!

Kill me

by ShortDickedLlama November 27, 2016

Shit Sprinkler

1. A person who has had a shitty experience and, by virtue of their personal disposition, ensures that everyone around them share that shitty experience either directly or indirectly through misdirected rage.

2. A creature that continues to rotate or move while defecating so as to disperse the shit throughout an area.

3. A spewing of uninformed, unfounded, heavily biased, poorly worded and generally unintelligible opinion to a broad audience.

1a. Thibaut Pinot in the 2015 Tour de France was a Shit Sprinkler who sprayed his mechanics and teammates after disappointing performances.

1b. When I stubbed my toe and smashed my favourite porcelain cat figurine on the floor, I had my kids/spouse/servant clean it up while berating him/her about how much the figurine cost and how it was coming out of their spending money. Making them realize how much I was suffering by making him/her suffer made me feel better.

2. Damnit, my dog is such a shit sprinkler at night which forces me to feel around in the dark for clean-up.

3. Looking at the comments section of most news websites is willingly running through a Shit Sprinkler.

by UD_Pseudonym September 27, 2015