a grower, not a shower

Penis is small when soft, but it grows to a nice size when erect.

I’m a grower, not a shower.

by Jmrocks July 15, 2018

Pommie shower

To skip any form of hygienic activity after being out all night drinking.

Then turning up to work smelling like shit and trying to "hide" the smell by using deodorant.

"Yeah I just had a pommie shower"

by Cleaten December 4, 2003

Snake Shower

Noun:
A barrage of cocks, usually in a prison shower used as either a punishment or an initiation for those considered faint of heart.

we on that snake shower flow

by Epic Bread Man December 7, 2010

shower girl

(noun) the girl you fantasize about while masterbating in the shower

Tracy at work is soo hot! She is going to be my shower girl tonight!

by billsuzn June 12, 2009

showerkraut

hair and nasty stuff found in drain of shower

The showerkraut wont let the water drain.

by esoom39 June 30, 2009

showerer

A person who showers.

He is a showerer

by oro uma September 3, 2009

Shower conversation

A conversation in which one expresses all of their points in the exact ideal way of doing so, involving all possible arguments and pieces of evidence; i.e. a situation where one does not think of additional insults or supporting ideas in the shower, after a disagreement has concluded.

"Luke said that he doesn't get too close to girls when he talks to them, I told him that's exactly what he does and everything that everyone has always wanted to say to him. Get fucked Luke."

"Sounds like a right shower conversation. He got fucked."

"Yeah."

by Froggin42 March 14, 2019