quite possibly the worst customer service you can possibly run into. full of stink-ass arabians, indians, dumbshits and bimbos,
apple customer service:sir what is your name
me:brandon ****
apple:rick??
me:just help me with my problem
apple:what is it sir
me:this piece of overpriced shit is acting up and is erasing music by itself
apple:...
me:help me
apple:let me look it up
me:wtf? why you work at apple you should know about your own fucking product
apple:sir read off your ipod main menu
me:about,shuffle,repeat.playback.general.date&time...
apple:read off your iPOD menu
me:i just did you dipshit. fuck you go to college
me:brandon ****
apple:rick??
me:just help me with my problem
apple:what is it sir
me:this piece of overpriced shit is acting up and is erasing music by itself
apple:...
me:help me
apple:let me look it up
me:wtf? why you work at apple you should know about your own fucking product
apple:sir read off your ipod main menu
me:about,shuffle,repeat.playback.general.date&time...
apple:read off your iPOD menu
me:i just did you dipshit. fuck you go to college
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When a priest either services or is serviced by a young boy (preferably an altar boy) on the Sabbath. As the Sabbath is a holy day the priest will feel religious guilt for engaging in these activities so will attempt to assuage these unpleasant feelings by reciting the Lord’s Prayer until climax.
Altar Boy #1 – Is that Father Smith reciting the Lord’s Prayer in the vestry?
Altar Boy #2 – Yeah after a hard morning at work he’s getting his Sunday Service.
Altar Boy #2 – Yeah after a hard morning at work he’s getting his Sunday Service.
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I stood still for a moment, taking in his suddenly heavy breathing, his movements and the wild look in his eyes. A member of the Secret Service had infiltrated my bathroom
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the guy models taehyung and he started roleplaying krp in 2017 and in 2018 roleplay as a male named Kevin. Which he is known well by it now his concept once mentioned is Playboy Bunny and The show Lucifer, he's known to be the playboy bunny itself but he has close friends mentioned he is indeed a sweetheart and could never hurt a single fly if he loves that fly.
Very fun to be around, acts like a total asshole at times, probaby a real “DDD” (Dark Daddy Dom) very good friend, Gives good advices, helps you with everything, Takes care of every single one of his loved one's, has claimed a soulmate as his best friend which he was rumoured that all his secrets has been going to his best friend.
the guy models taehyung and he started roleplaying krp in 2017 and in 2018 roleplay as a male named Kevin. Which he is known well by it now his concept once mentioned is Playboy Bunny and The show Lucifer, he's known to be the playboy bunny itself but he has close friends mentioned he is indeed a sweetheart and could never hurt a single fly if he loves that fly.
Very fun to be around, acts like a total asshole at times, probaby a real “DDD” (Dark Daddy Dom) very good friend, Gives good advices, helps you with everything, Takes care of every single one of his loved one's, has claimed a soulmate as his best friend which he was rumoured that all his secrets has been going to his best friend.
“why hasn't @dickclogy (Servieõ) posted yet? Is he
dead? It's been a year!”
“nah, he just said he is lazy”
dead? It's been a year!”
“nah, he just said he is lazy”
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Billy : "i heard you went out with Dave last night "
Joe; " the worst , i ended up doing community service "
Joe; " the worst , i ended up doing community service "
by billy joe bob-bob October 6, 2019
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