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apple customer service

quite possibly the worst customer service you can possibly run into. full of stink-ass arabians, indians, dumbshits and bimbos,
apple customer service:sir what is your name

me:brandon ****

apple:rick??

me:just help me with my problem

apple:what is it sir

me:this piece of overpriced shit is acting up and is erasing music by itself

apple:...

me:help me

apple:let me look it up

me:wtf? why you work at apple you should know about your own fucking product

apple:sir read off your ipod main menu

me:about,shuffle,repeat.playback.general.date&time...

apple:read off your iPOD menu

me:i just did you dipshit. fuck you go to college
by fuckapple123 June 26, 2010
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Special Jail Services

An elite unit that was designed by two highly trained detention officers at the Muskgoee City/County Detention Center in Muskogee,Ok. They are known for there quit reaction time in riot/hostage situations in the jail.
"The inmates are going to hurt us, we need SJS a.s.a.p. !"
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Sunday Service

When a priest either services or is serviced by a young boy (preferably an altar boy) on the Sabbath. As the Sabbath is a holy day the priest will feel religious guilt for engaging in these activities so will attempt to assuage these unpleasant feelings by reciting the Lord’s Prayer until climax.
Altar Boy #1 – Is that Father Smith reciting the Lord’s Prayer in the vestry?

Altar Boy #2 – Yeah after a hard morning at work he’s getting his Sunday Service.
by JPo74400 June 23, 2011
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Secret Service

A gentleman's social club of which the members make it their life goal to tantrically masturbate in public.
I stood still for a moment, taking in his suddenly heavy breathing, his movements and the wild look in his eyes. A member of the Secret Service had infiltrated my bathroom
by Kip Stevens December 17, 2003
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Servieõ

self made name by @/dickclogy in Instagram Kpop roleplay.
the guy models taehyung and he started roleplaying krp in 2017 and in 2018 roleplay as a male named Kevin. Which he is known well by it now his concept once mentioned is Playboy Bunny and The show Lucifer, he's known to be the playboy bunny itself but he has close friends mentioned he is indeed a sweetheart and could never hurt a single fly if he loves that fly.

Very fun to be around, acts like a total asshole at times, probaby a real “DDD” (Dark Daddy Dom) very good friend, Gives good advices, helps you with everything, Takes care of every single one of his loved one's, has claimed a soulmate as his best friend which he was rumoured that all his secrets has been going to his best friend.
“why hasn't @dickclogy (Servieõ) posted yet? Is he

dead? It's been a year!”
“nah, he just said he is lazy”
by anonymousuwu October 28, 2020
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dip service

The service of provide appetizers, snacks or drinks at the start of a social event.
I told her to provide the guests some dip service while they were waiting for me to arrive.
by smjgJsbjgsm December 8, 2018
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Community Service

Similar to "taking one for the team". When you get with the fat/ugly/ annoying girl so that your friend can get the cute girl .
Billy : "i heard you went out with Dave last night "
Joe; " the worst , i ended up doing community service "
by billy joe bob-bob October 6, 2019
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