Scrotal Rainbow

A scrotum with pubic hairs of different colors.

"His ball sack has many black pubes and a few red hairs. This is what I call a scrotal rainbow."

by David Loveless March 9, 2004

scroach

A drunken misconstrued version of Scrotum and Crotch.

Ryan passed out so I rubbed my scroach on his face.

by Rexus November 2, 2006

scrotage

The plural of scrote

I saw that G-reg chavalier yesterday in McDonald's carpark and it was filled with assorted scrotage

by Emmett Brown January 25, 2007

scrotal span

The lengthwise measure of one's scrotum, generally from the base of the penis to the start of the taint.

"Whoa dude, check out the scrotal span on that guy! I wish my balls were that huge."

-or-

"Haha, look at ol' tiny-balls over there. I bet you can't even measure his scrotal span with a microscope!"

by Penis Inspektor January 12, 2009

Scrotal Dementia

definition of scrotal dementia is.. when your balls are losing their mind and they can no longer think for themselves.

dude 1.what happened to Jack the other day

dude 2. idk man.. i think he was diagnosed with scrotal dementia. He hasn't left his house in a few days after diagnosis.

dude 1. man.. that sucks.. i would have to have scrotal dementia.

dude 2. yeah man.. i didn't even think it was possible to get scrotal dementia.. but i guess it is!

by Mark Zaney January 7, 2013

scroach

A phat nasty shit that rapes your asshole

I just took my daily scroach

that scroach burned my anus so hard

by kkruise November 26, 2007

Scrotal clamps

Two cup-shaped linked objects that squeeze testicles together.

Scrotal clamps are often ornamental items for the mantlepiece or the deep freezer, where these inconspicious items - often silver - hauntingly nest.

Gentlemen that prefer S&M discreetly can wear them during tight business meetings to further enhance humiliation.

Or as punishment for a torn förhudsros or lost precious kandelbär.

"Darling will you get me an egg cup - no not my scrotal clamps - just an egg cup please?"

"He squirmed as he realised the scrotal clamps were fresh from the freezer".

"Like acupuncture, his tight scrotal clamps helped him overcome being fired."
"Worn out förhudsros and heavy kandelbär - he realised he might as well enjoy some scrotal clamps at brunch."

by Snurrgurkan May 18, 2009