the philosophic inquiry which asks: What would you feel first when sucking your own penis? The sensation of your penis being sucked, or the feeling of you sucking a penis.
After years of study of the psyche and your nerves, I believe the answer to Schrodinger's BJ is that you would feel you sucking a penis before you feel the senation of your penis being sucked.
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Like Schrodinger's Cat is both alive and dead until the box is opened and the observer sees which one it is, Schrodinger's Bait is both genuine and a prank until the post is up and the creator has to start cleaning up the pile of shit he let loose.
Like Schrodinger's Cat is both alive and dead until the box is opened and the observer sees which one it is, Schrodinger's Bait is both genuine and a prank until the post is up and the creator has to start cleaning up the pile of shit he let loose.
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Schrodinger's Dick outlines a scenario where, since both the position and velocity of a dick cannot be known, it is said to be in a state of both cumming and not cumming whilst receiving fellatio.
Schrodinger's Dick outlines a scenario where, since both the position and velocity of a dick cannot be known, it is said to be in a state of both cumming and not cumming whilst receiving fellatio.
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