Rusty Tab

Fecal matter discharged on to one's soul patch

I was going down on Gina last night, and I think she farted and gave me a rusty tab.

by Collygreens October 9, 2012

Rusty Crop-Duster

When you walk by someone and let out a fart, and you unintentionally shit your pants.

I was walking in the mall and tried to crop dust an old man but sharted my pants and ended up giving my self a rusty crop-duster.

by blindhog June 20, 2013

rusty sock

When a womans on her period and shes getting fucked vaginally, then she gets fucked in the ass therefore creating a rusty sock.

Randy came over for Christmas dinner and was bragging about how he gave a Lot Lizard a rusty sock

by Baby sock December 19, 2013

rusty mallet

When a man fake tans his penis resulting in it looking like a rusty mallet. (alternative definition: A heavy hammer object left out in the rain.)

Mike struck me with his rusty mallet this morning.

by Poodefiner June 29, 2014

rusty keyboard

to "rusty keyboard".. first you have to lure the person into a false sense of security.. then, gently glide your fingers into their anal cavity, flail your fingers wildly like you are playing mozarts symphony

we had band practice last night.. i played mandy a nice symphony on her "rusty Keyboard"

by the next mozart February 4, 2014

rusty ginger

When you get a redhead give you a rimjob

I got a rusty ginger for us.

by Sluttygrogan November 7, 2014

rusty wank stain

A cum stain left on a couch or clothing which has been there for weeks

"Phil don't sit there" phil-"why" jack-"there is a 'rusty wank stain' there"

by rusty wank stain February 20, 2015