roasted nut

the act of blowing your load (jizz) while taking a shit

sometimes when constipated ben attempts a roasted nut to help pass the time

by Chris Loshark December 24, 2008

red rooster

An Australian fast food chain.
Selling Chicken and chicken products.
Good Tucker mate.

Red Rooster really is a shit place to work.

by yAlDaRA March 30, 2003

roasted nuts

noun

1. roasted edible nuts.
2. the result of holding your laptop in your lap for too long, and the battery gets hot.
3. the result of abusing the seat heater in your car.

the last two definitions can apply to girls as well, but the result is more like roast beef

1. these roasted nuts suck! they're unsalted!
2. no wonder dell recalled those notebooks. they roast your nuts off.
3. dude, chill with the seat warmer, i'm roasting here.

by spoot September 11, 2006

rooster diving

Opposite to the male sport of "muff diving" it simply means "diving for Cock". It can be done by animals as well, when they are rooster diving to clean themselves. The sport is mostly played by females, who enjoy a good Rooster Dive; as well as fags who are into "man meat" in their mouths and can't get enough of it.

"Look at your dog! Hes Rooster Diving!"

"Wow, Suzy where did you get that wicked rash on your cheek?", "Ohh I was rooster diving all weekend!"

by AddyMacz September 21, 2006

Weenie roast

The act of one or more people positioning themselves under a flaccid/cold penis and breathing on it without touching it until it becomes erect/warm.

Me: im a little cold down there. You ladies should give me a weenie roast
Ladies: (heavy breathing)
Me: awe yeah that feels good

by SOAD4.0 January 9, 2016

roasting chicken

A sexual position, where a woman wears a strap on penis. She penetrates a man from behind, while masterbating him.

Last night I had a date with the hot redhead from cubical 69, we were roasting chicken, and my mind was totally blown !

by Kileke December 2, 2017

Roastie

A woman with millage on her poonani, she usually tries to justify her actions with the usual "genetics" argument. When in reality, she's just a hussy.

I was finally about to lose my virginity, then I found out she was a roastie :(

by Roshanda July 24, 2015