Grab a root and grawl 

The act of masterbating so in depth that one is totally oblivious to thier surroundings and oftening letting out growling and hollering sound at the point of ejaculation!

Also used as a term of endeerment!
ie..Dude I am going to take my final exam.
Ok man Grab a root and grawl!

Hey Joey where are you going? Tonya, don't worry I am going to grab a root and grawl!

Grab a root and grawl by Big Sexy 911 September 28, 2006

Peasant to the square root of infinity 

One who was once the king of his job and now has been demoted to the lowest level of mankind

I used to be a director, but I am now a lab bitch, a Peasant to the square root of infinity!

Peasant to the square root of infinity by JDUB21 April 24, 2007

Provincetown Root Canal 

A sexual act when one homosexual man requests that his homosexual partner remove his dentures for oral sex, and then taking his dentures and sticking them up his own ass while receiving oral sex. The procedure is complete when the dentures are removed from the ass and put back into the mouth.

Dougie grinned with ecstasy as Jimmy pleasured him. Little did Jimmy know he was about to receive the Provincetown Root Canal.

Provincetown Root Canal by Shifty Business January 4, 2011

boot and root 

derived from the boot and rally. this is specifically before a sporting event, usually college football. Drink a ton and then throw up so you feel good enough to root your team to victory

Man, Harrison wasn't lookin' too good before the game, how's he able to cheer so loudly?

O he pulled the boot and root and now he's good to go.

boot and root by 210 Knox December 9, 2008

Square root of two 

A derivation of going number two wherein the excrement is not fully expelled; turtling; sharting.

John: Kelly, what's that smell? Did you go number 2?

Kelly: No, my brutha, that was the square root of two. Sweet mother of pearl, that was a stinky square root of two.

Square root of two by SweetMotherOfPearl July 3, 2011

square root of 0 

When you don't have a will to live anymore

Suicidal person: Man, I have a square root of 0.

square root of 0 by applesandgrapes December 18, 2017

man root 

Used when a massive guy has his massive peener deeply rooted in a womans love canal.

I was feeling great til I found out this sperminator had planted his man root in my girlfriend.

man root by SeptiK September 8, 2003