Definitions by SweetMotherOfPearl

Square root of two 

A derivation of going number two wherein the excrement is not fully expelled; turtling; sharting.

John: Kelly, what's that smell? Did you go number 2?

Kelly: No, my brutha, that was the square root of two. Sweet mother of pearl, that was a stinky square root of two.

Square root of two by SweetMotherOfPearl July 3, 2011