Flirtual Reality

The infallible state in which one finds oneself while romancing others online.

Man, I get so caught up in talking to chicks online, it's like I'm in some flirtual reality or something.

by booface August 19, 2008

Unrealized Reality

Another term for an alternate universe, as shown in the television series Farscape.

In one reality, I killed you. In one, I was you.
Everything exists in one unrealized reality or another.

by Bananaramaundo December 26, 2009

facing up to reality

Facing the fact that you've gone from reading a book in print to online in a few easy steps.

Isn't it about time you started confrontationally facing up to reality?

by Hercolena Oliver June 26, 2008

reitz

racist honkey

by midget August 22, 2003

reality

Reality is what you make of it.

"Reality is what you make of it" - Bender, Futurama.

by Bluestone April 6, 2005

Realityphobic

People who are so afraid of reality, they'll shout, "Fake News", at legitimate facts. All so they can stay in the imagined wonderland they think they live in. A perfect example is the MAGA crowd. So convinced Trump is their Lord and Saviour, they refuse to accept the mountains of evidence that prove what a selfish and greedy fuckwit he truly is.

What's that? You don't want to wear a mask, because science is BS and Trump said so? You realityphobic moron.

by Spunktastic JismMonkey March 31, 2021

Relation Constipation

It's when your stuck in a really painful relationshit that just wont pass. The only cure is to let it go... or kill the bitch.

Mike: "I've had relation constipation ever since Cindy found out I fucked her sister. Do you think she's gonna dump me once she finds out I have herpes?"

Joe: "No man, you just have a case of the Mondays."

by Organized Chaos August 14, 2009