A self-appointed internet detective who treats every subreddit or comment thread like a crime scene. Usually spends their time “investigating” gang activity, rap beefs, or conspiracy theories using Google MyMaps, Genius lyrics, and decade-old articles. Loves saying “source?” and “this set isn’t real” while never having left their bedroom.
“Only a Reddit Cop would think a YouTube video from 2014 makes a fake gang like WSDMGC73 ‘active’—mind you, these clowns weren’t even in the video!” — LA local
by RealTalkOnlyFool October 11, 2025
Get the Reddit Copmug. Dude1: I just installed Reddit on my phone, is it any good?
Dude2 : uninstall that crappy app, it's a brain cancer.
Dude2 : uninstall that crappy app, it's a brain cancer.
by Chromeuser November 12, 2024
Get the Redditmug. by this handle HAS NOT BEEN USED August 20, 2022
Get the Reddit video playermug. A:I use reddit.
B:*kneels*Oh,people!God came from the sky once again!
People:*pray*
Trump:*dies*
Nigga:what
B:*kneels*Oh,people!God came from the sky once again!
People:*pray*
Trump:*dies*
Nigga:what
by protestucatto November 16, 2019
Get the redditmug. The website were you can post just about anything and everything and get bullied for the fun of it while having no job or wife
by anonymous July 7, 2024
Get the Redditmug. Zoomer: "Duude, I saw some Spongebob hentai on Reddit"
Boomer: "Ew, you're grounded."
Zoomer: "Lol, okay boomer
Boomer: "Ew, you're grounded."
Zoomer: "Lol, okay boomer
by TortureDanxe69 January 5, 2020
Get the Redditmug. on this shitty ass 50% american site, there are lots of people (well, obviously, duh) but there are only two main types of people.
1 the basement dwellers
those fuckers who don't have a social life and still live with their parents at 47 years old and the only things they do all they are wasting oxygen and post dumb shit on reddit. the only things they ever achieved in life are the reddit achievements.
These people are the most unpleasant people you will meet on this site. They love to spend 24/7 writing 464363 letters long messages to express their stupid and idiotic opinion absolutely no one asked for .
2. The people trolling
These people are actually the only ones i can stand on that hellhole called Reddit. Their posts are so dumb it's actually hilarious. I wish I had their sense of humor. But even though the reddit trolls might be funny, no one beats the yahoo answers trolls (i miss that website so fucking much)
1 the basement dwellers
those fuckers who don't have a social life and still live with their parents at 47 years old and the only things they do all they are wasting oxygen and post dumb shit on reddit. the only things they ever achieved in life are the reddit achievements.
These people are the most unpleasant people you will meet on this site. They love to spend 24/7 writing 464363 letters long messages to express their stupid and idiotic opinion absolutely no one asked for .
2. The people trolling
These people are actually the only ones i can stand on that hellhole called Reddit. Their posts are so dumb it's actually hilarious. I wish I had their sense of humor. But even though the reddit trolls might be funny, no one beats the yahoo answers trolls (i miss that website so fucking much)
basement dweller: you're literally so ignorant and wrong because... *writes so long message that I'll end up finishing reading it in 2079*
me: i hate reddit
troll: AITA for blowing my shit while lookin' at my girlfriend's grandma's Facebook profile?
me: nvm i love reddit
me: i hate reddit
troll: AITA for blowing my shit while lookin' at my girlfriend's grandma's Facebook profile?
me: nvm i love reddit
by Hi i guess ..... September 11, 2024
Get the Redditmug.