Public Place Itches 

When you’ve been in a dirty public place, likely a city like Nashville on Broadway or the “L” in Chicago and you get home and have to take all your clothes off and shower but still feel itchy.

*scratches itches all over one’s torso after returning home from Broadway and bumping butts with a hundred people
“Man, I got the public place itches!!”

Public Place Itches by CBer361 May 30, 2023

Public relations 

How Western countries called their propaganda after 1945.

But then why does China call their public relations department ministry of propaganda?
They don't. We just translate it that way. This is the definition of what PR is about.

Public relations by Mokafix July 9, 2023

public school lunches

for a country that is very rich America can at least make school food a little bit better

person: hey usa can you fund more money into the public school lunches . America: no lol

public school lunches by silly_kittenz October 9, 2023

Public disturbance 

Blonde girls with glasses

“Bro look at that walking public disturbance”
“What?!?! That’s just Maria Tyler”

Public disturbance by Crackmaster007 February 7, 2024

Public Blaming 

Any kind of organization, institution, or group. Blaming the audience, readers, or perceived group; for misunderstanding, non compliance, or moral outrage.

Disney executives blame the audience for they're woke movies failures. The audience is sexist and racist, that's why or movies are failing in the box office. Thus is public blaming.

Public Blaming by chubz778 April 6, 2024

public washroom 

a place of extreme horror, a public washroom is only used by the most desperate among us. Public washrooms bare some of the most disgusting things that you may ever see

I used a public washroom once and saw feces scattered on the wall

public washroom by Lovethecreeper April 8, 2024

public static void main string args 

The thing I have to write in Java to do fuck all

// example of public static void main string args

import java.util.scanner;

public class Main {

private int num = 4;

public static void main(String args) {

Scanner inp = new Scanner(System.in);

System.out.println("Enter Name: ");

String name = inp.nextLine();

System.out.println("Hi", name, "! your number is " num, ".");

}

}

public static void main string args by Alexcían Empire Thingy May 12, 2024