processing plant

Another word for the bathroom.

‘I gotta make a trip to the processing plant.’

by Lisa Evers September 30, 2013

Profellator

Overly proactice self-agrandising academic who works 24/7 and seizes every opportunity to blow their way up the academic ladder in the pursuit of an academic chair.

That profellator is totally obsessed with the REF, impact ratings, ingratiating senior academics and pontificating at conferences about how his 'cutting edge' research is reshaping the field and constructing a new ontological paradigm.

by Andoon July 23, 2014

probets

A person who is useless at their job and fucks everything up. Is able to be promoted and is treated like a god by management.

"Oh that person over there, yeah she's a Probets"!!!!

by Luffenbob June 8, 2016

Processor

A roman noodle

Processor. I got bored.

by latrelljennings August 10, 2016

probestain

A model of car ranging from 1993 - 1997 built by ford called the probe. Has to have been severely modified and of two or more colors. Perferrably standard.

Joe: "I call it... Patches, the probestain!"

by Bries_wolves December 18, 2016

pouette

French version of "boop" or a poke

"Pouette"

by ItsNotArk May 29, 2017

probe nation

When a nation sticks something in another's butthole, specifically a stick or twig.

Kazakhstan probe nationed Belgium

by McSucc December 6, 2017