Pretzel dogged

When a girls on top during sex and comes back down onto the penis at the wrong angle causing the penis to fold like a pretzel.

Shaniqua was on top last night, bro, and she pretzel dogged me. That's how I ended up in the hospital.

by Grumpibuns September 25, 2019

Pretzel Pleasure

The Pretzel Pleasure is when you take a really long but skinny python of a penis, and move it while flaccid into a pretzel shape. Then you superglue into that shape, and get erect, then pleasure your girl (or homies) with your new girthier penis.

Can you believe Gaivery did that?!?!
Yeah, Dan would never have accepted it unless he was taking it Pretzel Pleasure style.

by Clamarco's Papachino September 25, 2019

Protagonist Effect

When a person is able to gain any amount of attention they so desire just by their presence

Maya was already under the influence of his Protagonist Effect

by Siivd November 1, 2019

Pretzole

really epic boi and is probably the best pretzel you will come across 😎😎

pretzole is fucking awesome bruh

by Ix-Ax January 22, 2020

Protanopia

A type of colorblindness. It is the most popular form of colorblindness. Most people with protanopia have difficulty in differentiating between shades of greens, reds, and yellows.

"I cannot see the full color of the rainbow because I have protanopia."

by mh5000 September 6, 2020

protagonist bullshit

The ability of the protagonist of any book, movie, tv show, etc. to be able to almost effortlessly overcome any task within a relatively short amount of time.

In the anime Bleach, the soul reaper captains spend centuries mastering their abilities, but Ichigo is able to surpass them in a matter of days through the power of protagonist bullshit.

by Zoidberg's bitch January 31, 2021

Protastic

When someone tells you something they are good at and you are happy/proud of them

Eg:Ryan is protastic

by Accidents 1+2😩 April 27, 2021