Surprise Poem!

Roses are red, violets are blue…You followed along! THANK YOU!

The suspense is intense, but it’s about to end.

Thanks for hanging in there so long, my friend.

A cat, a car, a job, or man?

Sorry to disappoint, it’s definitely not OnlyFan’s.

Now the time has come & it just wouldn’t be me…
If my response was easy, not feisty or mischievous, you see?

The answer’s is the photo, do you see where?

I’m sitting it in! I got a new CHAIR! 🪑

🤭🤭🤭🤣

Surprise Poem! Typical Megan. 🫠

by Mischievous Megan June 9, 2022

Love poem

My tongue is pink

Your balls are blue
My favourite colours violet

What do you say we make it

Just me and you 🫶🏽

Hey Jane I wrote you a love poem

Oml I love you too

by Zombies3sucksass July 27, 2022

Ripping up the Prem.

The phrase 'ripping up the prem' originated in Bexhill, England. As a way of telling others that one has achieved a goal,done something remarkably good or has had a DAMN GOOD TIME.

Person 1: "Whats up?"
Person 2: "Nothin much, just been ripping up the prem."
Person1: "Sweet"

by dn1820 February 26, 2009

Premature Peter

--Premature: happening, arriving, existing, or performed before the proper, usual, or intended time.
--"Peter": Penis.

--A "Boy" that cums before the "proper, usual, or intended time."

See also: Premature Ejaculation

Scenario: an older woman is about to have sex with an unexperience younger male, let's just say it lasts no longer than the time it takes you to read this.

(Start)

Older Experienced Female: You sure?
Younger Unexperienced Boy: Uhh.... (moans and groans)
Older Experienced Female: I see we have ourselves a "Premature Peter."
Younger Unexperienced Boy: {stupid facial expression)

(End of Scene)

by Lusty Kitti February 4, 2006

Prem

A renowned person in Dhaka, Bangladesh. Known for being very hot and good at football. Studied from Greenherald. A general nice guy but hated by many envious people.

Prem, mvp?

by akalamana April 15, 2009

premature egrackulation

The act of quitting a Starcraft 2 game early when you could have one. Popularized by Greg "IdrA" Fields when he quit a game versus MMA after MMA destroyed his own Orbital Command Center.

Looks like he had a premature egrackulation. He totally could have won that.

by Edoran June 14, 2011

Premarital sex

Having sex before marriage. Which is a sickening act and should be abolished.

“Evan had premarital sex with his FIANCÉ last night, and she isn’t even his WIFE”

by Agonizing July 29, 2019