procrastination

Procrastination is like masturbation either way you're fucking yourself

Hey Joe, you did your part of your project or you procrastinating?
Joe- nah man I'm watching my porn so its procrastination.

by lmac1998 December 27, 2018

e-procrastinate

The use built in features of computer programs that allow you to procrastinate. Specifically related to calendar events.

I had a huge project to do today that my outlook calendar pop-up reminded me of. I clicked snooze for 24 hours and e-procrastinated it until tomorrow.

by IHateWork September 15, 2010

Suicidal procrastination

This is when you’re depressed and you have things to do but you dont really care anymore, so you say things like “fuck this ill just unalive later anyways”

Example of suicidal procrastination
Friend 1: “man im missing like 5 assignments in this class, hows yours going?”

Friend 2: “im missing most of them but i dont really care cuz ima kms later anyways”

Friend 2: “you good bro?”

by Recarma69 April 30, 2023

Procrastination

What You're Doing Right Now! Get back to work, trust me it will turn out better in the long run.

I would love to think of a good example.. but I should be studying for a biology test that I have tomorrow, No seriously I actually have a big test tomorrow I shouldn't even be writing this urban dictionary definition. Procrastination.

by MiserableHighSchoolStudent December 11, 2018

Procrastinator

Irina.

Irina is the ultimate procrastinator. She should be working on her assignment, but isn't.

by New Willenium November 29, 2020

Procrastinator

Eva.

"Sir, what's a procrastinator?"
"Well Timmy, just take a look at Eva. She is the human embodiment of procrastination."

by sylar May 12, 2014

Procrastination

What is Procrastination?....
It is a term used when referring to Brandon Immelman...

I wonder what is Procrastination doing today?

by p03s June 1, 2021