Doing interesting stuff that feels like you're making the world better in preference to doing the easy, boring, daily stuff that actually makes a difference.
You're so busy signing petitions on Avaaz that you forgot your mum's birthday. That's moral procrastination.
by Kevin Monk October 27, 2013
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Friend - Sorry i couldn't play Call of Duty last night, i was getting ready to jerk it but just ended up procrastibating again.
Friend 2 - Man you need to get off the drugs, it's really affecting your focus.
Friend - I know i have a real procrastibation problem...
Friend 2 - Man you need to get off the drugs, it's really affecting your focus.
Friend - I know i have a real procrastibation problem...
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What is done in and around a shared bathroom while waiting for others to leave so you can crap in private. Often includes face washing and mirror gazing.
Sorry I'm late. George peed, did dishes AND shaved so I had to poocrastinate for like 20 minutes before I could leave. I really had to go.
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Man, my parents went out for lunch but I waited till 2:00 to get up and beat off. They were already on their way home when I started to procrastibate.
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Men are often late to social functions because they choose to rub one out instead of getting ready.
This act replaces essential time which could be used for putting on the game face, some say prostrastibating is putting on your game face.
Men are often late to social functions because they choose to rub one out instead of getting ready.
This act replaces essential time which could be used for putting on the game face, some say prostrastibating is putting on your game face.
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