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moral procrastination

Doing interesting stuff that feels like you're making the world better in preference to doing the easy, boring, daily stuff that actually makes a difference.
You're so busy signing petitions on Avaaz that you forgot your mum's birthday. That's moral procrastination.
by Kevin Monk October 27, 2013
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Procrastibation

When one who starts watching porn and gently fondles their respective reproductive organs, but never actually gets around to full on masturbation.
Friend - Sorry i couldn't play Call of Duty last night, i was getting ready to jerk it but just ended up procrastibating again.

Friend 2 - Man you need to get off the drugs, it's really affecting your focus.

Friend - I know i have a real procrastibation problem...
by Jiz master flex March 29, 2010
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Poocrastinate

What is done in and around a shared bathroom while waiting for others to leave so you can crap in private. Often includes face washing and mirror gazing.
Sorry I'm late. George peed, did dishes AND shaved so I had to poocrastinate for like 20 minutes before I could leave. I really had to go.
by wesleyan102 October 12, 2007
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Procrastination

I’ll tell ya later
‘’I’ll procrastinate about procrastinating procrastination later’’
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Procrastination

I'll type an example of how "procrastination" is used in a sentence tomorrow.
by Pialinist June 10, 2020
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Procrastibate

To wait to the very last minute for masturbation to the point where you almost are caught in the act.
Man, my parents went out for lunch but I waited till 2:00 to get up and beat off. They were already on their way home when I started to procrastibate.
by OldKingClancy3131 January 7, 2012
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Procrastibate

A period of time used predominantly in males where time is wasted by way of self felatio.
Men are often late to social functions because they choose to rub one out instead of getting ready.
This act replaces essential time which could be used for putting on the game face, some say prostrastibating is putting on your game face.
I'm not late, I procrastibate
by fraj23 March 3, 2012
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