A private jet is an airplane that is smaller and more luxurious. It's usual capacity is way less than a normal plane and is the most common place to find Taylor Swift.
by cheeseofguava June 16, 2024
Get the Private Jetmug. by Sad nibba December 18, 2017
Get the private sessionmug. You're solipsistic trash Chris. And a midget. I stopped watching your podcast after I found out you were short.
Hym "You know what you shouldn't keep private? Whether or not you had to buy special chairs so your feet touch the ground. OR! OR... Does Joe Rogan keep a booster seat on-set for people like you?"
by Hym Iam June 10, 2024
Get the Privatemug. Yeah, but I off set the carbon with lots of trees, and a Papal dispensation. Now let’s park my private jet next to that snowdrift while I harangue you about Global Warming you smelly peasants
by Maggie T May 7, 2025
Get the Private Jetmug. Best Place you’ll ever find to get it on. Perfect privacy and the only people on board are the ones you invited. Be prepared, it will be the ride of you life… and not just the plane ride.
by SmartBxi123 September 2, 2021
Get the private jetmug. half posh girls, half super annoying kids, that one crackhead mean girl and her loyal followers. pretty much all ugly except from very few exceptions who are decent. all posh and rich and spoiled. hate their family but love daddy’s money
by crazyhorsegirl703 December 15, 2019
Get the that private school formmug. Smurfy Privates is a condition that one is blessed with after they have received cunnilingus from somebody who has eaten too many berrymans fizzy blue babies.
I was up at Reginald's yesterday, we were eating fizzy blue babies - they were so peng!! Then all of a sudden I look down and I have got a smurfy willy. He looked up at me proudly, "It has been my life long dream to give someone Smurfy Privates."
by kamikamila January 5, 2022
Get the Smurfy Privatesmug.