You're solipsistic trash Chris. And a midget. I stopped watching your podcast after I found out you were short.
Hym "You know what you shouldn't keep private? Whether or not you had to buy special chairs so your feet touch the ground. OR! OR... Does Joe Rogan keep a booster seat on-set for people like you?"
by Hym Iam June 10, 2024
Get the Privatemug. by Uejbeheu August 16, 2017
Get the Private accountmug. A veteran hero in the army capable of saving any solider from anything.
He can stop a bullet or shield you from a grenade, a must have comrade in the army.
H
e started out as a fat black man eating at burger king everyday. He was recruited into the military through recommendation. If you're going into battle, make sure to take him with you.
He has been known to but medics out of business.
He can stop a bullet or shield you from a grenade, a must have comrade in the army.
H
e started out as a fat black man eating at burger king everyday. He was recruited into the military through recommendation. If you're going into battle, make sure to take him with you.
He has been known to but medics out of business.
by Buttercactus December 13, 2017
Get the private sandbagmug. Sanity will get eaten alive my 12 pink fairy armadillos before receiving an invite to a private cheat
by nEVER GETTING A PRIVATE CHEWAT November 10, 2018
Get the Invite to a private cheatmug. Hym "So... If you DON'T ACTUALLY NEED THEIR REALITY MONSTER... Well... That's nothing a little OPTIMAL PRIVATION WON'T FIX! Then you'll have nowhere else to turn. And if you DON'T? Well, the creature will sort you out after you're dead. So, they need to manufacture it with inaction. People can be quoted saying 'Well, so-and-so could fix world hunger over night' BUT that would get rid of all the privation. No need for Jesus anymore. The church would have no one to feed to justify all of the money they are given. The poor are perpetual money farms so long as you create a perpetual state of privation. Because people are always willing to donate to charity or church. They aren't even expected to spend all of the money ON THE ACTUAL THING FOR WHICH THEY ARE BEING GIVEN THE MONEY. The don't have to show their receipts."
by Hym Iam August 14, 2023
Get the Optimal privationmug. Best Place you’ll ever find to get it on. Perfect privacy and the only people on board are the ones you invited. Be prepared, it will be the ride of you life… and not just the plane ride.
by SmartBxi123 September 2, 2021
Get the private jetmug. The ANTI GRAB-PRIVATE-THINGS DAY, is celebrated on 4th august to stop all the people that do things like "grab boob/ass/idk day!" stfu dickheads, is a maniac things celebrating a """""day""""" like these
josh:Let's have fun! boy it's the grab * day
boy: stfu dick. i celebrate the Anti grab-private-things day <3
boy: stfu dick. i celebrate the Anti grab-private-things day <3
by shiftt_fkk June 3, 2021
Get the Anti grab-private-things daymug.