Prison Flower

The object of desire in most prisons, a.k.a an asshole. Also applicable in non-punitive system communication.

Exp 1. Big Mike waited till the guards left, then he wrecked my prison flower.

Exp 2. She's a total milf, I would eat her prison flower anyday!

by CMFR January 09, 2011

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Federal Prison

The term used to when you are fucked, literally in the ass, at the federal pound me ass prison.

We get caught laundering money, we're not going to white color resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to Federal pound me in the ass prison.

by An0n February 09, 2003

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prison taco

The guy's asshole which is used a makeshift vagina in prison
Can also be used to insult those really soft guys who you know would be getting butt fucked in prison

Gary will forever be known as a Prison Taco
Dibs first go at the new Prison Taco

by youknowwhoiamguaranteed December 30, 2009

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Turkish Prison

The situation that results when, during a game of backgammon, you have built on your side a series of blocks (two pieces on each point), such that escape is very difficult, depending on the throw of only one particular number.

(See Ottoman Prison for a related term.)

(During a backgammon game.)

You: "Now you are in a Turkish Prison and only a 4 will allow you to escape."

Your opponent: "Well at least I'm not in an Ottoman Prison."

by Crater14 January 22, 2011

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Prison Carwash

After a prison inmate anally rapes you, he makes you clean the shit off his dick with your mouth.

Co-worker : "-And then after my Aryan Brotherhood cellmate anally raped me, he made me give him a prison carwash!"

Me : "I don't talk about my asscapades from my time in jail in the workplace, so why the fuck are you?"

by Baltaczar October 20, 2013

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