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1 percenter

Situation: A man who is madly in love with someone goes to a resteraunt with them. Head over heels in love. He goes to the bathroom where a gorgeous woman tells him she'll give him a BJ, no strings attached. Only one percent of men will turn it down.
Oh, that guy's so sweet, I bet he's a 1 percenter!
by Dragonbreathp9d July 13, 2006
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five-percenter

A person who is cheap enough to tip less than five percent (5%).
Waitress 1 - "That guy is the worst tipper."
Waitress 2- Yeah, he's a fiver percenter!"
by W.E.B Dubois August 22, 2003
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guy1:that peice of cake looks like a peice of shit...

guy2:i know ea?....ur moms cooking sucks...
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Percentish

An estimate of a percentage (like "guestimate").
Lou is not sure of how many apples are in her fruit basket - but it looks about half-half... therefore the percentish is 50%~ The mathematical symbol looks like % (percent)but using a tild on its diagonal: o~o, shorthand %~ ("Percent-ish").
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dom perineum

The fine concoction that collects in your crotch after a long, hard and sweaty day.
My Dom perineum is earthy on the nose reminiscent of walnuts and goat cheese, very opulent structure with silky tannins, with excellent length and a creamy finish.
by cherryhang February 16, 2015
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One-percenter

The percentile road traffic of entitled, middle-class, able-bodied narcissistic cyclists who manage to corrupt entire political systems.
Is that a cyclomaniac? No! It's a one-percenter, just another prick cycling around claiming the represents the masses when he was born with a silver spoon in every orifice and still claims to be unrepresented.
by witshang February 10, 2022
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Extra Cigarette Perception

When two people decide they want a cigarette at the same time.
How did you know I wanted a cigarette too? You must have Extra Cigarette Perception!
by WBB115PSU October 15, 2010
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