Jacking a Penguin

1. To steal a penguin

2. To sexually abuse a penguin

3. To steal a penguin from it's owner/family from right in front of them and watching them frantically search about while you almost die from hysterical laughter

4. Whatever you think it means

1. "Hey! You jacked my penguin!"

2. "Ew! He's jacking a penguin"

3. Person 1 "Hey where's my penguin gone?!?!? Gah! Someone Jacked it!!"

Person 2 "lol"

4. "He's jacking a penguin? Ew..."

by Forbidden Otter December 9, 2008

frozen penguin

When you're fucking a girl in the snow, and you stick ur dick in the snow and then go at it.

Stephen is very much about the frozen penguin.

by iaiaia February 2, 2007

The Stinky Penguin

The Stinky Penguin is a sexual position used in anal intercourse. It involves the use of flapping arms whilst bouncing up and down on the males erect penis. It also helps to be used following the Tuna Sandwich.

Guy:"Hey, do you wanna do The Stinky Penguin?"
Girl:"Of course!"

by roflcoptersomnomnom January 1, 2009

pittsburgh penguins

a nhl hockey team that always takes up the first couple picks in the draft by sucking terribly during the season. have great potential in sidney crosby, evgeni malkin, and jordan staal and could possibly one of the best hockey teams in a few years or so.

"Hey who got the first pick this year?"

"Pittsburgh Penguins"

"Again?!"

by clint bauer June 30, 2006

Dirty Penguin

Take a dump in a public bathroom, don't flush, waddle over to the next stall with your pants down, and wipe your butt there, so it looks like in the other stall no one wiped.

I pulled a dirty penguin in the other teams locker room after the game!

by Greasy Dan May 29, 2008

Pittsburgh Penguins

A Hockey team that was awesome while Mario Lemieux played for them. Now they have Sidney Crosby who while a good player has the NHL and a bunch of new hockey faggots all over his dick. Even without Sidney Crosby the Penguins are a good, young team.

Simply put they are over shadowed as a whole by that wanker Crosby.

Hockey fan: Hey, you like the Pittsburgh Penguins?

Hockey noob: Sidney Crosby!

Hockey fan: Yeah, but what about the other players? Like Evgeni Malkin?

Hockey noob: Sidney Crosby!

Hockey fan: You're a faggot.

by bloodredrage February 28, 2011

dirty penguin

when one of the grooms men has sex with the bride on the wedding day

He is such a dirty penguin. He fucked his brothers wife in the bathroom on their wedding day.

by Mikeagod March 21, 2005