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soft five

1. what a man has, when he's both a grower AND a shower (i.e. not YOU, shorty!)
2. A break that you need to be ready to abandon at any time.
1. That nigga's gotta soft five, no wonder I can't compete!
2. Any time your wife says "take five" on your day off, and there are chores left, just know that it's a soft five.
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 18, 2018
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Condolence-Five

The Condolence Five is given to whom something bad has happened.
Ian's friend get dumped so Ian gave his friend a "Condolence-Five"
by Quinnstefani December 3, 2014
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Famous Five

The undeniably amazing yet jizzless act of self pollution a fifth time in the day ...
Dan , I did it, the forth was a chin shot but I managed the famous five at the stroke of the hour....it was a disappointing spuff though.
by Dan Das Welt Man November 23, 2016
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Five and two

Medical code for sedation of a violent or intoxicated ER patient. Abbreviated from 5 mg of haldol and 2 mg of ativan.
Let's five and two the drunk guy.
by Litfreak June 25, 2018
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Five-Teen

Five-Teen lasts for fifteen years.

This is the age that parents can refer to their kids (mostly Daughters) as being.

It is all encompassing in the age range of five to twenty years of age.

It can either be a younger child whom is yet a teenager, acting out in ways that make them seem older than they are.

It is also used to describe a teenager who is acting like a little kid.

Usually it is not a compliment whatever.
"My kid acts like they are Five-Teen years old"
by ChanceOmatic January 11, 2018
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Nerd five

Nerd five is like a regular high five, only with a jump. While high-fiving you need to scream "boyia" and jump up in the air (both people at the same time). This kind of high five occures when you both have bought/done/achieved something awesome.
Eks. You and a friend just bought the same game and are very excited about playing toghet, then you proceed to jump in the air and do a Nerd five.
by Islandfarm March 5, 2012
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Burn Five

After a person is 'burned' by an acceptable comeback a Burn Five can be initiated.

1. Person who says the burn puts their hand out with palm facing up.
2. A member who hears the burn then slaps the hand, then slides it off making a "Tsssss" sound. This is known as the 'hand touching the hotplate'.
"That's the worst thing I've ever seen!"
"Clearly you've never looked in a mirror. BURN!"
(hand out) *slap* *Tsssss*

Thus, the Burn Five.
by Names Fakely October 21, 2011
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