promise

It’s something you promised and you can never break your promise ever! 💖

I promise to never ever leave you! 🥺

by promise you December 31, 2020

Prinky Promise

A sacred promise, similar to the pinky promise, but dealing primarily with sexual commitments.

I can't believe she made you a prinky promise. You are totally getting some action!

by Catmando2 November 4, 2017

TSA Promise

A lie, basically.

Commonly used by the management at The TSA Group to make you do things.

Agent 1: "My manager said that I'll be a 2IC if I follow the glide path"

Agent 2 "Dude, that's a TSA promise"

by Streuth December 2, 2019

Promises

things boys named philip never keep

me: he promised he’d teach me how to skate
her: ik sis but he’s a dick so he won’t keep any of his promises
me: he’s so cute though

by bellathefingmentalbitch November 21, 2019

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by Adujasty343 June 10, 2025

dirty promise

When your fucking and you tell the girl your not going to cum and you purposefully get her pregnant so she stays with you

"I told my gf I wouldn't cum, guess I'm a dirty promise"

by anonymous September 2, 2021

Promise

It means something that you can’t break. Ever.

stranger things S1 E2

Mike: I won’t tell her about you, I promise.

El: Promise?
Mike: it means something you can’t break. Ever.

*mikes mom yells for him*
Mike: please *then shuts closet door to hide el*

by Mouthbreather04 December 28, 2017