by Pres7012 December 21, 2014
Get the naked yoga mug.Jenna : Wow Kiersten you got a Dodge Challenger how can you afford that?
Kiersten : Oh it was easy I just went down to Planet Fitness and showed my Naked body to the owner Mark!
Jenna : Uh how did that get you a Dodge Challenger?
Kiersten : Well I was working out and the Mark noticed I was sweating so he was like feel free to work out Naked it's a judgement free zone. Well I guess he was getting hot too cause he got Naked as well then before you know it I had his cum inside me and running down my leg.
Jenna : So how did you get the Challenger from all this?
Kiersten : Well all that cum of his got me pregnant so it was a down payment for my child support Im also getting one of his Planet Fitness gym's as well!
Jenna : Wow I wish I could get pregnant with Mark's baby I could really use a new car and my own Planet Fitness!
Kiersten : Well he still has 2 more gym's and several more sports car's so just go show him your Naked body and hope for the best it worked for me!
Jenna : Hmm I think i'll head to Planet Fitness and get naked!
Kiersten : Oh it was easy I just went down to Planet Fitness and showed my Naked body to the owner Mark!
Jenna : Uh how did that get you a Dodge Challenger?
Kiersten : Well I was working out and the Mark noticed I was sweating so he was like feel free to work out Naked it's a judgement free zone. Well I guess he was getting hot too cause he got Naked as well then before you know it I had his cum inside me and running down my leg.
Jenna : So how did you get the Challenger from all this?
Kiersten : Well all that cum of his got me pregnant so it was a down payment for my child support Im also getting one of his Planet Fitness gym's as well!
Jenna : Wow I wish I could get pregnant with Mark's baby I could really use a new car and my own Planet Fitness!
Kiersten : Well he still has 2 more gym's and several more sports car's so just go show him your Naked body and hope for the best it worked for me!
Jenna : Hmm I think i'll head to Planet Fitness and get naked!
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A girls profile on ebanned who shows the world that girls with tramp stamps are attention whores willing to wear or do anything for a dick. Sad thing is she wears a wedding ring (fake for sure) pretending she landed a guy that would put a ring like that on a girl like her, sad. Every guy knows that a girl like her is no prize.
by Azzman66 April 16, 2019
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Get the naked cheese mug.The act of taking a dump without using any toilet paper, and then not flushing the toilet. Totally gross and should be avoided.
I couldn't believe that someone took a naked monkey and didn't even wipe. I had to flush and then wait to take a dump.
by ExNWPers July 10, 2005
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Boy:I want a naked woman and a bottle of whisky.
Boy:I want a naked woman and a bottle of whisky.
by Deep blue 2012 December 7, 2009
Get the A naked woman and a bottle of whisky mug.The more popular term derived from buck naked.
some people still say buck naked, but most say butt naked because the yanks made a cooler version of the term.
some people still say buck naked, but most say butt naked because the yanks made a cooler version of the term.
Johnny: "Haha, I just saw your girlfriend butt naked"
John Henry Smith III: "You stupid American, it's "buck naked"! Bloody twit!
Johnny: "Haha, Yeah, but we are more popular, and our term is better, so we win by default. Either way, I still saw your girlfriend naked."
John Henry Smith III: "You stupid American, it's "buck naked"! Bloody twit!
Johnny: "Haha, Yeah, but we are more popular, and our term is better, so we win by default. Either way, I still saw your girlfriend naked."
by Chad5161 April 14, 2010
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