A Dirty Teen Mustache is a mustache that some teenagers thinks looks cool on them, but it doesn't. It's like the kid isn't meant to have a mustache, but he has one anyway. That's called a dirty teen mustache.
bawb: Hey, what's up with the mustache?
John: Oh, right, how's it look :D.
bawb: uh, no. Shave that Dirty Teen Mustache off.
John: Oh, right, how's it look :D.
bawb: uh, no. Shave that Dirty Teen Mustache off.
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1) one of, if not the, most effective fighter plane in WWII.
2)small horse found on the western plains, originally from Spain.
3)The original pony car, one that inspires an equal amount of hatred and adoration in the American public. Usually those that hate it are: LS1 owners (they rate respect from any Mustang driver with brains) and ricers (who couldn't win respect in a church raffle). From the point of view of a Mustang driver, LS1's are the sh*t. Enuff said there, so we will move on to the enmity expressed by the ricer crowd. What a joke group of "tuners". Usually, in a street confrontation, a ricer will pull up to a Mustang, and they will leave the light normally. Upon the Mustang reaching 2000 RPM's (Mustangs have a tendency to scream at this point...), the ricer will take off, assuming the 'Stang driver is trying to race him, and revving his engine to the moon to make some semblence of power. He then runs home to his chat boards and claims that he owned a mustang from a dig when he actually only pulled ahead by, at most, half a car length.
2)small horse found on the western plains, originally from Spain.
3)The original pony car, one that inspires an equal amount of hatred and adoration in the American public. Usually those that hate it are: LS1 owners (they rate respect from any Mustang driver with brains) and ricers (who couldn't win respect in a church raffle). From the point of view of a Mustang driver, LS1's are the sh*t. Enuff said there, so we will move on to the enmity expressed by the ricer crowd. What a joke group of "tuners". Usually, in a street confrontation, a ricer will pull up to a Mustang, and they will leave the light normally. Upon the Mustang reaching 2000 RPM's (Mustangs have a tendency to scream at this point...), the ricer will take off, assuming the 'Stang driver is trying to race him, and revving his engine to the moon to make some semblence of power. He then runs home to his chat boards and claims that he owned a mustang from a dig when he actually only pulled ahead by, at most, half a car length.
Q: What do a 800 HP (horsepower) Supra and a 500 HP (horsepower) MUSTANG have in common?
A: 10 second time slips. Get bent, you nip car driving f*c*s.
A: 10 second time slips. Get bent, you nip car driving f*c*s.
by RedRum January 18, 2004
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Get the Mustafa mug.The Mustaine is a moustache made of or caked in Santorum. Stems from Dave Mustaine's support of Rick Santorum and his speaking out against gay rights because he is a 'Christian'.
That dude hates gays so much, he's obviously still in the closet. Check out the Mustaine on him, it's obvious!
by the megadick April 30, 2012
Get the Mustaine mug.Verb. To be Mustaine'd is to travel a great distance with a group of people, and once arriving at the destination point, to be sent immediately back--usually because you're being fired for being an incompetent ass.
This is named for Dave Mustaine who, as a member of Metallica, traveled with them from California to NYC. The band sent him packing the next day.
This is named for Dave Mustaine who, as a member of Metallica, traveled with them from California to NYC. The band sent him packing the next day.
Alison: Did you see Project Runway last night?
Kora: When they got to go to Paris, and then Angela got Mustaine'd cause of the crappy dress? Awesome show.
Alison: Carry on!
Kora: When they got to go to Paris, and then Angela got Mustaine'd cause of the crappy dress? Awesome show.
Alison: Carry on!
by oso31 September 16, 2008
Get the Mustaine'd mug.The celebration of mustaches (spoken: moo-stashes). All kinds. Bashio translates into "bash" like a party, a party for the phenomena we know as the mustache.
"Hey bro...you coming to the mustachio bashio at Derek's this weekend?"
"Hell yeah dude, I wouldn't miss out on the possibility of a mustache ride"
"Dirty sanchez for life!"
"Hell yeah dude, I wouldn't miss out on the possibility of a mustache ride"
"Dirty sanchez for life!"
by Clusterfudge March 5, 2008
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