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Decorative Muscle

Decorative muscle is when a person (almost always a male) looks large and very strong physically, but in actuality is far weaker than they appear. This usually stems from one of the following ordeals:

1.) Using repetition in weight lifting which causes one's muscle mass to increase, while only gaining minimal boosts in strength.

2.) Skin complexion (muscle highlights much better on people with darker skin tones).

3.) A higher amount of fast-twitch muscle fibers which are great for short, explosive bursts of power rather than endurance and longevity.

4.) Focusing more on gaining mass rather than actually becoming stronger.
John was huge and very imposing at 6'2" and 225 lbs, but you should have seen the shock on his face when 5'9", 170 lb Daniel not only beat him at arm wrestling, but benched and squatted more than him aswell. It turns out than John had a bad case of decorative muscle.
by Robjef622 May 6, 2017
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magic muscle

The one muscle in every woman that has the magical ability to captivate and control any man of any caliber. This muscle is medically referred to as, "vagina"
Rusty was doing great, business was booming, life was going his way, and then he met Sally and she flexed that ol Magic Muscle. Now Rusty's broke and no one ever sees him.
by MrMoose69 July 1, 2022
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muscle hoagie

Carl 's girlfriend was comin over for dinner. Carl decided he was gonna feed her his muscle hoagie.
by Muscle hoagie April 1, 2017
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pimp muscle

the pimps pimp muscle was stiff with excitement
by Tyler Barron January 27, 2005
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Masturbation Muscle

When a male has fapped so much, that one arm is bigger than the other one.
Guy 1 "Dude how did Daniel get so buff?"

Guy 2 "Look at his arm."

Guy 2 "It's because he tones his Masturbation Muscle."

Daniel "No! I just workout."
by Lifewithaknife November 1, 2011
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jo muscle

put your dominant arm out in front of you.
put your hand in a fist.
then move your wrist up and down.
you will see the muscle in your arm go up and down.
girls already have it but boys can develop a bigger jo muscle.
by mrs. phelps<3 January 20, 2009
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Facebook Muscles

(n) When someone says stuff on their wall, others wall, and or private message that they would never say in person.
(v) The act of messaging or posting on a wall, that would never be said in person.
(adj) ex: The guy hit on a girl by posting how hot she is on her photo in facebook, but when they got together he coward away. "Man that guy has facebook muscles".
by usmcvince January 18, 2012
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