mulletude

(noun) A variation of 'multitude,' this word refers to the mullet -wearing, NASCAR - watching, cheap cigarette-smoking rednecked masses that make up most of the population of Indiana, southern Michigan, and much of the rest of the American Midwest and South.

Jeff Foxworthy is an icon to the great mulletude of America's blue-collar workers.

by Omra Ni Rosach October 16, 2005

she-mullet

The most unattractive hairstyle for a woman - usually means she is lesbian, fat, poor, or all three. Looks like a normal mullet, but on a female. They'd be better off bald.

Tom:"Dude, that she-mullet is gross!!!"
Jerry:*puke*

by Rico Arna May 16, 2006

mullet

the obvious label of a redneck.
short in front and unkempt in the back.
People who wear these are normally found near their female cousins.

"My mother's my sister."

by Fatass February 14, 2003

mullet

A mullet on an Asian: "Mekong Mudflap" or "Ho-Chi Mane"

"Cream of Some Young Guy over there is representin' witha Mekong Mudflap."

"Number 6 Beef and Broccoli's got himself a bad-boy Ho-Chi Mane."

by Freak Nastay February 25, 2003

rock the mullet

To be really awesome. To blow one's mind away. Having fabulous of impressive qualities.

"Dude...this mango sandwich rocks the mullet!"

by WonderWoman November 12, 2004

mullet

something that does NOT belong on a human head.

"Dang, WOMAN! Cut that MULLET OFF, YO!"

by geezus February 22, 2003

reverse mullet

a reverse mullet is a very awesome hairstyle similar to what preps and other dumbasses call "emo" or "scene".
basiacally its longish in the front (should cover one of ur eyes) and short and spiked in the back. in looks espeacially good when its dyed two different colors like black in front and red in back or something like that. some may choose to part it in the middle and gel the front so its straight and stringy looking, but parting it on the side and letting it cover half of your face looks good too. add as many colors as possible to get the best result.

billy martin's hair <3 is sometimes done in a reverse mullet.

by mcrXluver January 13, 2006