Mongolian Mega Punch

When you stick one fist in a girl's vagina and the other in her anus. Then you lift her up like a bow and arrow and point her at a target, acting like your shooting an actual bow and arrow shouting Harukan! Harukan!

Susie: Gess what?
Mary: What?
Susie:Myboyfriend gave me a mongolian mega punch last night
Mary:Ahhhhhhhhh lucky!!!

by Lucas Reeves April 4, 2010

Mongotard

A person with superhuman retard strength.

Holy crap that mongotard kid almost ripped my freeking arm off when he shook my hand.

by NachoDude316 March 5, 2011

mongotron

a mongo transformer

mongotrons wheelchair isnae workin!!!!

by celticbhoy1888 March 6, 2011

Mongolian Fartchery

A tactic where someone leaves a group of people or a public space immediately after farting. It derives from the tactics of Mongolian Horseback Archery, which involves attacking and then retreating swiftly to avoid retaliation.

Mongolian Fartchery is commonly employed for two reasons:

a) To avoid detection or accusation from others regarding the fart

b) As a spiteful farewell gift for others remaining in the public space

Albus, cut down on the Mongolian Fartchery... everyone knows you're not actually going outside to text anyways.

by meowfulcopter March 18, 2011

Mongolian Fire

A burning sensation of the penis during and immediately following anal sex with a partner that had spicy food the day before.

Indian food? Do you WANT to give me the mongolian fire?!?!

by Skinnerr April 5, 2011

Mongotti

A family of Degenerate, Scum Bags that turned into a urban Mafia originated on the south region of the United States in 2010 and spread across the US, most people only notice them through there musical faces aka "mWo".

We follow are own Mongotti Code.

by Mongotti June 29, 2014

mongolian scrouge

When a girl sucks your dick while you take a shit

Hoss got the Mongolian scrouge at URI

by Mongolian Scrouge October 2, 2017