Mosterestest

This is for when someone says, “I love you mostest.” Prior to this word, mostest could not be beaten but now there is a word that is purely made to beat mostest and it’s mosterestest. It doesn’t trump I love you most though because this word is just to counter mostest. If you say I love you mosterestest after someone says I love you mostest, you have beaten them in loving them more.

Anna: I love you mostest
Max: I love you mosterestest
Anna: oh darn you beat me

by LBird33 September 22, 2021

Moses Lake Oral B-J

The process of a woman performing relation on a man until he ejaculates into a toothbrush which is then inserted into his urethra too the bristles. Once inserted he thrusts his pelvis which the toothbrush is in the woman’s mouth essentially brushing her teeth with his seed.

I just got a new toothbrush so the wife and decided to break it in and whiten her teeth with a Moses Lake Oral B-J

by Krustee 78 September 29, 2021

Iverson-Moses

One who can not acheive a state of an erection. Mainly caused by mental issues.

I am depressed,omg now i cant get an erection!

by cheeb gnashes February 12, 2004

rocket moses

another saying for 'boss' 'dank' 'sick'.

normally said when very high.

said by tia.

oh my god, that was so rocket moses!

by sexayyayayayayy November 25, 2010

niggardly moses

You get the worst possible gift for a person. Created by Rutgers students.

We should do niggardly moses instead of Secret Santa

by tiki341 November 28, 2017

Dirty Moses

When three guys are peeing in urinals and the two guys on the outside piss on the guy in the middle.

Moses parted the ocean and then closed it on the bad guys.

Guys, I just got hit with a dirty Moses and now I smell.

I think we should hit this guy with a dirty Moses.

by TaquavionTavuis March 1, 2022

moses

king of the fucking jews!

''Moses will you please spare some bread?''said Marry. ''Fuck no bitch I aint gettin you shit you fucking jew!'' said Moses.

by Dusten October 15, 2006