March 22

A bad bitches birthday

“Aye dude it’s March 22”
“What’s that mean”
“It’s that Mya girls birthday”

by Dumbkid456 October 16, 2019

march 30

A girl who is sensitive and mature but love to play lots of games

She's a March 30 type of ride or die girl

by March 30th October 26, 2020

March 15

A guy born on march 15th is the sweetest, most handsome and bog hearted person ever. They could be your soulmate.

Oh he was born on march 15, no wonder he’s so sweet.

by hamfambamwamdamsamcamgam October 20, 2019

March 8

The best day of the year and people born on this day are surely the most beautiful people in the entire world. A pisces too! Lucky whoevers with you! Its a day to celebrate!

Guy: Wow! Shes born on march 8th! She is so awesome! Girl: You know her? Shes brilliant!

by Mr Google February 9, 2021

March 30

National Go Public with your relationship day, you have to tell everyone who you're dating/talking to

Hey Jasmin, it's March 30th, y'know what that means, don't you?

by Secret1119 March 24, 2021

march 5 2008

This is a very special date, where special people were birthed. If you have a friend born on this day WOWZA you are cool good job. Be friends with these people now. They are kind and are the greatest

Person 1: when was your birthday?
Person 2: March 5 2008

Person 1: BE FRIENDS WITH ME
Person 2: sure!

by Ansiscool June 12, 2021

Merchant of Penis

When a person (typically a woman) offers up sex in exchange for something. Upon collecting the owed favor, the other individual would then get to “pound her flesh.”

Portia had to be a Merchant of Penis to get that new car.

by Lil_Bird414 October 28, 2021