Fousty Mop

The complete saturation of one's hair with urine and then letting air dry fully resembliing the smell and texture of an old fousty mop.

Last night before my girl and I went out, I gave her a fousty mop. People shy'd away from us. Must have thought we were bed wetters.

by Captain-Awesomer July 9, 2011

Spunk Mop

Small tuft of hair under the bottom lip of a male that catches any excess sperm that escapes during a blow job.

Man ,hasn't Bob's spunk mop turned grey. Do you think it is from too much sperm?

by OTY February 15, 2009

sloppy mop

To ejaculate on and around the pussy... then having her sit on your face whilest rotating in a circular motion.

She gave me the sloppy mop... it's OK if it's your own.

by Beckman March 12, 2004

Vagina Mop

Tampon

Jessica went to the bathroom with her purse because it is time to put her vagina mop in.

by therusteee September 29, 2008

jiz mop

mop used to mop up jiz primarilly in nudie booths and or other fine low level porn establishments.

Ron !! Grab that jiz mop and take of this shit in booth 2. This guy jizzed all over the glass. I mean it looks Peter North spent the night in here.

by joe_bob20 April 28, 2008

Henry Hot Mop

It's like a dirty sanchez from a male hooker named Henry.

One time Jon got a Henry Hot Mop over in Council Tucky for $20.00.

by Rizzo99 October 16, 2009

Culver City Hot Mop

When the hairs that surround the anus, still drenched with diarrhea, brush either the nostrils or the bridge of the nose of one's partner during the act of 69ing, thereby leaving a brown streak. Most likely to happen while getting into position for the 69, as there is an enhanced possibility of loss of balance while mounting.

I thought I was going to eat this really sweet pussy but I ended up with a Culver City Hot Mop instead.

by cchm November 17, 2013