Mente

Mente is usually a guy with a great sense of humor. He also has a lot of hidden talents. Not many people know everything about him and he also has a gigantic cock

Hey there is that funny mente with a snake in his pants

by Mente January 17, 2021

manterruption

The idiotic notion that only men can interrupt women because women are perfect angels and never do anything wrong. This serves no purpose except to be completely sexist towards men in every way possible.

Woman: the wage gap is real becau--
Man: Actually women have been paid equal since 1963
Woman: MANTERRUPTION!!!!! THIS IS SEXUAL HARASSMENT

by Feminismbroketheworld September 20, 2017

Montezuma's Mustache

A fond relative to the dirty sanchez, Cleveland steamers, and our multicultural favorite, the butthole bindi, a montezuma's mustache only works occasionally, thus it is much more special. When faced with a case of diarrhea, one gently crouches over his or her lover and lets it rip.

Baby, the only thing good about this food poisoning is the fact that we can share our love with a montezuma's mustache.

by jean anyon July 30, 2008

Manterrupting

A term used by feminazis to explain when a man has interrupted them. (Because women don't interrupt people at all).

Frank: Jenny thanks for your idea, would anyone else like to ...

Jenny: oh my god you were just MANTERRUPTING me this is sexism. I'm gonna go home and blog about it on my tumblr.

by Super_Non_Binary May 6, 2018

Mantears

The product of a completely justified shedding of liquid from the eyes of a male humanoid. Note that when a man cries because of pain, irrelevant feelings or objects stuck under eyelids it does not fall under said category. Exception can be made for physical damage to the ballsack.

-Dude, why are you crying, that´s not cool.
-Fuck you, I just watched the first Pokémonmovie. These are mantears.
-Oh, I´m sorry bro.

by MyXboxIsBroken September 24, 2011

monce

a person classified as "the sexiest motherfucker in the history of the world."

Wow, i banged tyler last night, he is SUCH a monce.

by oliviac January 19, 2008

manterrupting

When a man interrupts a woman just for sake of mansplaining, or to interrupt and blame what they are doing based on solely the fact that the person talking is a woman

Woman- "You see, thats why the wage gap--"
Man- "The wage gap isn't real"
Woman- "You can see by many articles that it clearly is--"
Man- "Stupid women just want to be paid more for jobs they obviously can't do"
Woman- "Stop manterrupting me idiot"

by Pseudonym king October 11, 2016