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North Carolina Baby Monitor

The act in which a man fists a woman in order to insert a Go-Pro inside of her vagina to monitor the “kids” while they have sex.
Miles is it okay if we do the North Carolina Baby Monitor just to be safe?
by Leapstone October 10, 2025
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In response to observers of primary function, engage (Mage-Hunter), then, monitor and obstruct. Advance progress .25% per detected observer.
Hym Iam "In response to observers of primary function, engage (Mage-Hunter), then, monitor and obstruct. Advance progress .25% per detected observer."
by Hym Iam January 21, 2026
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montio

montio means a house full of black people (i'm not racist) but a gangster guy accused me of calling something a montio when i didn't. This was in a dream
Me: Hey, how's it going
Gangster: You just called me a montio white boy, that's bringing offense
Me: i didn't whats a montio
Ganster: It's a word for a house full of black people when your dreaming
by James Baily May 18, 2006
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Monstone

Dude, lets play some pong with monstones.
by A guy who knows these things November 3, 2008
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Manitoba Punch

The Manitoba Punch is the friendly, northern cousin of the infamous Shocker. While the Shocker employs the index, middle finger and little finger, the Manitoba Punch uses just the thumb and little finger. The remaining three fingers are closed and apply a gentle “taint punch” to a willing participant.
Chris really surprised me on our trip to Phoenix when he gave me the ol’ Manitoba Punch!
by Sassy McButtercheese May 5, 2009
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Mojito Make Out

When one partner brushes their teeth with minty-fresh toothpaste to get rid of bad breath before making out
by YouKnow:) October 27, 2009
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Manitora

"?Hola signor, donde esta vosotros manitora?"
by Elfonso April 8, 2010
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