mach 2

The speed at which one subject farts......there is a time gap......then the fart is heard. That time is know to be Mach 2.
IT IS THE TIME THAT IT TAKES A FART TO ENTER EAR AFTER LEAVEING BUTT. note: it is on every fart.

joe:(farts) safety, no blitz, no bonus!!!!!
jeremy: don't say all that hubba bubba, just say mach 2
joe: your awsome
jeremy: i know

by Joe Battaglia December 23, 2006

Machamps.com

A Facebook group that produces completely legitimate Pokemon. These shiny, six iv, perfect natured Pokemon are absolutely legit! Only Pokemon with the Machamps.com OT are legitimate.

If you find yourself in the possession of one of these holy beings, then congratulations! You've been blessed.

A shiny Vaporeon named Machamps.com just got wonder traded to me.

by AbsolutelyNotToast November 2, 2020

Mach17

(gay bar)

Mach17 lives in a (gay bar)

by ^loki^ February 5, 2003

machamer

see quagmier or scrum

Andrew Machamer is a Quagmier or Scrum.

by B'Jackoff April 9, 2005

Machete Dick

When you use a machete as a dick to cut open and asshole or pussy and make it bleed.

That was definitely not your dick take me to the hospital. It was my machete dick sorry.

by Zack richarson April 13, 2010

Machacha

A vegetable that is orange. it is spicy but sweet. it is bigger then a cucumber. it is shaped like a football. it has no shell. it is from Asia.

Machacha

by khs;ht;qh June 16, 2011

mach 2 club

Having sex on a jet that is at least in mach 2.

I was in the air force, and I took this chick on my jet, and after we had sex I officially became a member of the mach 2 club.

by dude June 21, 2003