Definitions by B'Jackoff

machamer 

see quagmier or scrum

Andrew Machamer is a Quagmier or Scrum.

machamer by B'Jackoff April 9, 2005

stinky thumbs 

this is a freakin rip, katie zeng.

I just called you stinky thumbs.

stinky thumbs by B'jackoff November 17, 2004

IUP 

Acronym: I Usually Party.

An acronym that is frequently associated with IUP.

IUP by B'jackoff October 25, 2004

brown 

A synonym for human feces.

I have to push brown so bad.

brown by B'jackoff October 25, 2004

natch 

Literally, from or of the rump. Originally used as a meatpacking term. Can be used to substitute any form of a negative word.

Dude, I just took Dr. Baumer's test - it was freakin' natch!

Yo goat, wash your stinky ass socks man...they smell super natch.

I boned Ashley last night and her cunt was natch.

natch by B'jackoff October 15, 2004

nade 

When your best friend brings his hot girlfriend to the party and that hot girlfriend brings her fugly friend. The fugly friend is referred to as the 'grenade' or 'nade for short. This nickname is derived from the concept of jump on the grenade.

Dude, Lindsey brought this beat-ass girl Cassie to the party...what a fuckin' nade.

go green machine.

nade by B'jackoff October 15, 2004

poopjack 

Rubbin one off in the john, while poopin'.

Ryan Hall left Music History to go poopjack and splooged all over himself. Fuck you, Ryan.

Seriously.

Dude.

poopjack by B'jackoff October 15, 2004