misunderheard

(verb past tense) To confuse another's statement via a combination of misunderstanding and not properly hearing the other person.

Oftentimes the result of becoming distracted mid-sentence and then snapping back only to find that the conversation has taken an unexpected turn.

He drove to the wrong movie theater?! He must've misunderheard me during dinner.

by Jonah Ptak January 6, 2009

mistuhxtonylama

Mistuhxtonylama was the frist person to intoduce to human kind with "aids" by having sexual feelings for a monkey/gorilla,the aids was later givin to "tina Q" which whored her self out to everyone.Which starting aids to everyone in the world

Yo man i got the mistuhxtonylama from tina.

Wow.. i got mistuhxtonylama w/e ill just go corrupt the world.

WTF that dog gave me mistuhxtonylama

by tony lamu October 28, 2008

Misturbing

messing up and disturbing
You can use it when ever u like. when doing your home work or getting head

Guy: oh yeah baby harder!
Girl: mmm
Mom: hey Guy get ur ass down it its time for dinner
Guy: mom stop misturbing me!

by Smellyjenytulls May 28, 2011

missunderstand

The way you would comprehend or otherwise view a particular concept, object, event, etc. if you think of it in the way that a girl or unmarried woman might.

I tried to figure out about the macho tendencies that so many dudes seem to have, but as a humble-minded and "peace 'n' negotiations"-loving lady, it was impossible for me to missunderstand the whole idea.

by QuacksO October 8, 2018

Mitsubishi

Wrong hole in some Asian languages.

I made a move for her rear end, but she said "Mitsubishi!"

by Jack Daniels 2011 October 30, 2011

daisuke matsuzaka

A rip-off. The Boston Red Sox, a baseball team in Boston signed a contract with 50million dollars in it. Daisuke is a horrible pitcher. He has an ERA of 4.40, and a total ERA of 5.93. He is a rip-off and one of the worst pitchers on the Red Sox

"Hey did you see daisuke matsuzaka (Dice-K) play the other night?"
"Yeah, they were stupid to let him pitch!"

by Boston Liver and Lover November 12, 2007

Mitsume

A mitsume is the biggest bitch in the world. She becomes your best friend and then dates the man\woman you are in love with, pretending that she had no clue you loved them. Another thing Mitsume's like to do is to betray you when you're going through a tough time with your partner.

your partner: "I don't even want anything to do with him anymore."

Mitsume: "Yeah, I don't even consider him my friend anymore."

by Triorio July 17, 2009