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Milk bottle 

An uncircumcised penis, due to its resemblance to a Milk Bottle lolly
Patty is a big fan of docking, but being cut he requires his partners to have milk bottles. He would prefer to be the dockee rather than the docker, but obviously this is physically impossible. As such, he still harbours resentment against his mother for knocking the top off his milk bottle.
Milk bottle by Wrist Wrangler October 12, 2011
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Milk blast

When somebody flatulates after ejaculation has happened inside its rectum after anal intercourse. This creates a rather amusing spray of sperm.
My Boyfriend Milk blasted all over my face last night after some hard core anal before a quick titan toss before bedtime
or
hey, can you milk blast on my tities?
Milk blast by peppolla April 28, 2010
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Said by a guy in a hope of receiving a handjob (or sex).
Sarah, you're so good at milking cows, can you milk me too?
Milk Me by Toxish November 17, 2009

milk master 

going down on a guy/girl and making them cum in record time
This girl came to my house last night and she was a total milk master.
milk master by Strawberry Chocolate November 30, 2014

Milk Soup 

The result of accidentally leaving your ice cream in the refrigerator rather than the freezer after you do a lot of really good hash.
Man..This Milk Soup is really good, it's got so much good shit in there. It's Ben & Jerry's "everything but the..." Milk Soup. Not only did it get put in the fridge, but that was some really good hash.

Milk Spin 

When a woman is on top during fornication and starts spinning her breasts like propellers.
Man, that girl caught me off guard with her milk spinning abilities.
Milk Spin by The DFD August 23, 2011

Milk Bidet

The traditional bidet anal cleansing device modified to dispense milk for the times when water just wont cut it.
"I just sprayed some serious mud after eating all that Chipotle and my asshole is burning something fierce... Double ply TP just wont do, I need some moisture but water will just spread the sting around... I need... a Milk Bidet!
Milk Bidet by Long John Shaft September 28, 2011