midget musk

A pungent, distinct stench from a person under average height due to their sweat glands being improper size for their body, often perceived negatively by olfactory senses.

Did Danny DeVito borrow that jacket? The midget musk is overpowering.

by Cass Money March 16, 2009

Slappin midgets

When a male jerks his gherkin. Pickle tickler.

Hey man, did you see Nate Dogg was slappin midgets for the fifth time today?!

by Realvimshady April 01, 2019

bridget the midget

The sexiest person on earth.

Bridget the midget is scratching herself.

by Mr.ghan February 19, 2018

Midget Slurper

One who is addicted to sucking the life out of dwarfed homo sapiens through their genitalia until they shrivel up like a withered old lady.

Pee wee herman is a prime midget slurper!

by purplelvmbo September 25, 2017

Cohens a midget

The shortest boy you’ll ever see

Cohens a midget!!

by A sink December 13, 2019

midget beater

Guy with a little penis that he beats constantly

Brandon is a midget beater

by Jacob eat June 25, 2018

Midget Soccer

When you try to punt the football but kick your under-5-foot friend into the goal by accident.

I committed Midget Soccer upon a small man.

by MidgetRoyale March 11, 2021