mid-life crisis book 

a book which tends to be read by middle aged women
usually a soppy romance
with lots of drama
and causes a mid-life crisis
such as 'the notebook'

daughter: why are you crying mom?
mother: o its nothing! -sob sob- why didnt my prince charming ever come?!? -sob sob- why did i settle for all those dirtbags?!? -sob sob sob-
daughter: o i see your just reading a mid-life crisis book

mid-life crisis book by equasayway April 27, 2009

Mid-Talkers 

When a person interrupts someone one who is already talking and gets mad at them for not listening.

The Mid-Talkers are always getting mad when their interruptions are not working.

Sara just tried to interrupt the President in Mid Sentence but he just carried on with his speech, Sara then got mad and called him an asshole.

Mid-Talkers by Munich09 March 30, 2011

mid corn

Deliberately aiming the puck at the tendie's belly

Oh shit buddy, just been greasin straight mid corn all night

mid corn by Boy enthusiast September 27, 2019

Mid-nut clarity 

When either a male or female (mostly male) experiences the effects of post-nut clarity either during the self pleasing session or during the orgasm.

I just experienced mid-nut clarity. Shit hit me like a brick.

Mid-nut clarity by Inga68969 December 21, 2021

Mid-wipe 

Halfway through taking a shit, one simply wipes their ass with a moist baby wipe in between pushing out turds. This wipe helps minimize the mess and reapplies lubricant for a cleaner poop. When combined with the pre-wipe method you are defecating at maximum cleanliness.

After eating two Chipotle burritos I felt the need to birth a brown monster in the toilet. Two flushes later I quickly realized I wasn’t anywhere close to being finished. I reassessed the situation at hand and with a quick mid-wipe I was back in control on my throne. I pushed out one remaining turd with ease and continued the rest of my day.

Mid-wipe by ratpact4life March 13, 2022

Mid 2000s tough guy 

A circa 2022 term coined by a 251lb man from California. Often characterized by a man who drives a lifted gas pickup truck sometimes with a flame paint job with skulls and owns 2 dirt bikes or Harleys. Often has tattoos to match sometimes the classic s tattoo. Often heard around town blasting any form of nu metal such as Nickelback slipknot Korn or limp Bizkit. The stereotypical angry white boy often watches monster garage or American chopper or any show on spike tv. The names can be kyle Tyler nash or Justin.

guy 1 Kyle was in the neighborhood last night have you seen his truck he was blasting limp Bizkit last night.
Guy 2 yeah he sounds like the mid 2000s tough guy type.

Mid 2000s tough guy by rayjay91 December 9, 2022

mid 2000s kid

kids born between 2004-2006 are considered in the middle of the 2000s era and one of the best generations cease to exist and pretty much grew up with the same things

they are currently between the ages 15-17

luciana: omg bestie how old r u?
oliver: I’m 16 and u?
luciana: same we are such mid 2000s kid

mid 2000s kid by lovablesimp77 March 16, 2021