melon grab 

grabbing a women's breasts, or melons if shes holding them

hey lambchops can i grab your melons, melon grab

melon grab by alfonso_hueso June 7, 2009

Water melon 

A food usually accompanied with fried chicken, and usually eaten by black people.

DAYUM NIGGA, I'Z BE NEEDINZ SOME WATER MELON.

Water melon by kitkahtz April 2, 2009

Melosh 

A word used to "call out" another person after the slight hint of a lie or embellishemnt (used immediately after story telling has ended). Also followed by the term dead serious See example.

The person will shout out "Melosh" after hearing a tale and if the person telling the story is telling the truth, he/she will then in turn call out "dead serious". This response informs the listener that the story is true and factual. If the story teller says, "dead ceral or something remotely close to sounding like "dead serious", then the listener knows the story is fake. Lieing on a Melosh requires "no friends for two weeks"

Ryan: I went to the strip club last night and I pulled a girl from the side stage, took her in the back and got busy with her...for free!

Troy: Melosh!!!

Ryan: Dead Serious

Troy: Nice work, take me with you next time.

Melosh by Calling You Out August 5, 2009

Wet Melon

When a female licks a man's scrotum until they are dripping with saliva and he then smacks her across the face with them.

Dude I told this chick to tongue my nuts and then I gave her a wet melon!

Wet Melon by kyle jarrell May 13, 2005

melonaide 

homestarrunner's favorite drink

"strongbad, did you get that wood from behind marzipan's gazebo?"
"yeah, why?"
"it all started when i decided to drink thirdy-two glasses of melonaide"

melonaide by Maltaithiron + Mraaronguydude February 11, 2004

melon ball 

An air headed person who thoroughly believes that they saw something or someone that really was not there; a dumbfounded hallucination

Niki: Wow, Adam thought he saw me at a Jonas Brothers concert.
Abigail: What a melon ball!

melon ball by abigailBASS October 5, 2008

I me be a melon! 

When some one has all there hair shaved off (some hair left is allowed) you instantly become a melon!

man1:"hey have you had your hair cut?"
man2:"I ME BE A MELON!"
man1:"ok"*backs away looking scared*

I me be a melon! by !SpOzIuK! September 28, 2005