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Masterbaton

The muscle between your elbow and inside of your elbow that grows more and more every time you masterbate.
John - Woah man! Your arm is huge!
Freddy - Thanks man! I've been working on my masterbaton.
by DaPro May 30, 2010
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Social Masturbation

when two or more people are masturbating. this can be back- to-back, in the same room, same car, etc.
Cassidy and Mac participated in social masturbation last night
by Jejejejeja September 4, 2009
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materbation

The stroking of a matter vigorously back and forth in your cerebrum with great intensity until conclusion.
Materbation without conclusion causes great pain and discomfort.
I was struggling with materbation as to wether she really cared for me. As I reached "conclusion" I realized to my pleasure that she did.
by Steven Wylie July 30, 2006
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masterbation

The act of stimlutating the sexual organs by hand or other means without sexual intercourse, usaully if masterbating for a prolonged amount of time will result in orgasm.
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by MaNiAc MiKe April 10, 2003
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Constipation Masturbation

To masturbate wile constipated, or to masturbate on the toilet wile taking a great big ass poop :-)!
The guy was performing Constipation Masturbation to himself wile he was pooping :-P
by Andrew...aka...[CnW]Kill$hot September 30, 2007
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masturbation

One of the most popular ways of entertaintme today, among internet, videogames and television.
I stay home today, but I had fun anyway... masturbation? nah I dont that...
by Toronto Raptors January 26, 2008
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masturbation

Guy 1: Masturbation is the best thing!
Guy 2: Nope! Sex is better. Maybe you should try it!
by belgyilkos January 11, 2008
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