locke

Someone who is very fucking weird. No matter how much clear it's been put, they just won't know when to stop.

Mark: He kept posting that weird ass shit and i was constantly telling him to stop. What is wrong with him?
Jake: It's useless, just ignore that fucking locke.

by BoomerNotZoomer January 29, 2020

sweat locker

The area/space around the inside of the thighs of a large or obese person.

An area of warm, moist, offensive fetor.

a) Norman released a moist air biscuit into his gag-a-maggot sweat locker.

a) "Watch out! Bean's just vacated the bathroom and it's a real sweat locker in there".

by Urban Doofus May 13, 2005

Cock Locked

When a person cannot leave his/her male spouse due to the economy, because it would leave one or both without health insurance or for other financial reasons.

Jane lost her job a few years ago, when the economy crashed and hasn't been able to land another. Her husband Joe has become a cheating, verbally abusive prick, who does whatever he wants without fear of being kicked to the curb because he knows Jane is cock locked until she lands a new job with a decent salary and health benefits. Similar to job locked.

by Melhi September 6, 2013

Combo-locked

Getting hit often enough that the hit stun doesn't allow you to move while you are stuck in a combo.

"Avoid his attacks! Don't just sit there!"
"I can't! I'm combo-locked!"

by hailthemotherland March 6, 2015

Mississippi meat locker

When you are preforming anal play, you slowly pull out and then proceed to put at hook up her anus. When she asks you what you are doing while in agony, you then take a chain and attach it to the hook. You then proceed to lift the chain up and put it on the ceiling fan, creating the illusion that she is hanging like meat in a meat locker.

Me: how do I impress her I don’t have a big one, and I am a virgin!
Him: give her a Mississippi meat locker.

by Snubbish December 11, 2017

African Meat Locker

Shitting in your hands, squeezing it, and using it to jack off.

Oh, and I heard jack and Johnny were African meat lockering together in their apartment.

by Jholder45th June 6, 2020

locked and loaded and good to go

A slang term to describe the pleasurable moment when you realise you've scored and you'll shortly be on your way home with a chick for a bit of action!

As Dave left the bar with his girlfriend, his mates asked where he was going. He simply said "I'm locked and loaded, and good to go!"

by DC July 13, 2004