Lap lizard

A stripper that goes around touching dick during lapdances to sell more dances. Like a lot lizard but in the club.

I haven’t sold a dance all night thanks to the lap lizard.

by Cascorner July 9, 2018

Fender Lizard

girl model who poses on or with cars, especially Hot Rods

That tattooed fender lizard sure looked hot posing on that '55 Chevy.

by ScottyWotty December 18, 2013

Lizard porn

When you want to watch small dick porn with a twist for some strange reason

Mark:Hey yesterday I watched some lizard porn

Jack: that's fucking weird bro

by Tumblyavocado June 21, 2016

creek lizard

someone whos skragely lookin and stankin.

dog u be lookin like a creek lizard....

by piedmontboi February 24, 2009

Wallet Lizard

A negro that jumps people

I just got jumped by a wallet lizard.

by BertAlbert January 15, 2008

Lizard People

Those who willfully or knowingly operate in the world using the lowest order and least evolved brain function. Generally disregarding rational thought and cooperative mammalian society in preference of self-centered survival and base pleasure seeking.

Even though they call for party unity and a strong America, the GOP and it's supporters are actually rugged individualist lizard people who reject an equal and collectively free society.

"That's right I'm an individual who can survive all on my own; it's a free country so I'll do what I want - I'm a lizard person!"

by Earble August 7, 2021

the lizard king

The nickname of the late great Jim Morrison, referencing his large genitalia.

Jim Morrison is and always will be the lizard king.

by laughlovefuck September 5, 2008