Lassenøff

A Lassenøff (LasseOink* in english) is what tha kids named Lars are called in some northern countries. They can be very dangerous, but very nice too. Lassenøff are an endangered specie. they are very rare, so if you ever see one you're a lucky motherfuc3r!

Lasse(name)Oink(that crazy sound the pigs make)*

Stupid guy that doesn't know anything: WTF is that!?

Then all tha G's in tha hood answers: Man, don't you know? its a freakin' Lassenøff

by Treba Imbisil May 17, 2011

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lauderdale county

A smaller town on the middle west side of west TN made up of henning halls ripley and gates. Know for kicking ass and talking crap. People around here dont play around, ran by LaFamilia

I dont wanna mess with no lauderdale county boy, he will rock me like a jeremiah

by LaFamilia January 2, 2017

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Phase Laser

A Phase Laser is a woman or babe that instantly turns a guy on to an extreme level. Phase lasers are somehwhat rare and should be observed at a distance so that no harm can come to the male observer. Like love at first sight, a phase laser is similar in that she will in no doubt attract all the male attention in a 500m radius. When her pure gorgeousness and beauty along with perfection present itself, you will know that she is a true phase laser.
The term phase laser is derived from theoretical physics, in that a male will change what state(or phase) he is in when he catches a glimpse of phase laser.

WARNING do not over-dose on phase lasers, this can lead to extreme mental illness, and phase lasers should always be taken seriously. A flase phase laser (due to observing at a further than normal dustance) can cause blindness at close sight.

Tony! look away, she ain't no phase laser!

Look at that phase laser in that shop!

That phase laser in the green hoodie is phasy.

by Minnesia April 30, 2011

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