by Tommynof May 28, 2012
Get the The Dirty Jack-O-Lantern mug.A type of car produced by Japanese manufacturer Mitsubishi. Lancers are usually driven by some 24 year old white guy with a sideways hat who is blasting his Tupac CD, who also doesn't realize Tupac stopped being cool about six years ago and the sideways hat makes him look like a bell-end. The driver was most likely duped into thinking he bought a sports car, so he will usually rev his engine to try and race you, but his car can't outrun my 2002 four door civic dx, or my six year old sister who is crippled, deaf, and retarded.
by cokemidget June 28, 2008
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Basically meaning EXTREMELY fucked up, from being drunk or high, or in some cases, both. Contrary to popular belief, it is NOT a mixture of hammered and blazed. It's just simply lazered.
Dude, I wanna get lazered tonight!
Jones smoked 10 bowls and drank some 8-LAKs and got so fucking lazered!
Jones smoked 10 bowls and drank some 8-LAKs and got so fucking lazered!
by Kabran December 15, 2007
Get the lazered mug.When you purposely run the back of your hand across a female's breast or buttocks while passing by (or reaching to grab something else). Works best in bars and crowded country concerts.
by Big Jim Steezy October 3, 2012
Get the Back hander lander mug.The dildo was too big to fit in my backpack, so when we got the tent put up, my girlfriend demanded that we lantern instead.
by whabbear September 3, 2011
Get the Lantern mug.n. Pertaining to the video game Gears of War, a person who uses excessively the Lancer to down opponents and then kill them.
Quit being such a lancer whore. It's really annoying when all you do is spray everybody with the lancer, hoping you down one.
by Aaron. J, B April 24, 2008
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